Quotes from Elayne Boosler
“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”
“I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.”
And my personal fave (that I relate to):
“I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body.”
